Leave it to beaver?
By Ben-Peter Terpstra
"No one is a bigger fan of Ward Cleaver than me but I've got news for Mr Howard, the world has changed since Leave it to Beaver," sniffed Australia's Kevin Rudd, in 2007. Later, Canberra's spin doctor dressed up as a family sitcom dad, enjoyed posing outside of church buildings with his children, and even ran as an economic conservative. Moreover, he openly opposed "gay marriages" like Howard.
Of course the world has changed. But were all those changes for the better? And did we all agree to change with "the world"?
Mr. Rudd rarely gives details, and I suspect he was spinning. You see he wants to be loved by all. One part of Kevin'O7, I'm sure, was trying to impress his media friends because it is so groovy to sniff at one of the most family-friendly series from television's Golden Age. But another part of him was saying, "I need to act like Ward Cleaver in public, even if it kills me."
For years - decades in fact - the Cleavers were targets of menopausal feminists. Yet, there are many reasons why Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver (Jerry Mathers) and his older brother Wally (Tony Dow) were lucky to have two parents, like Ward (Hugh Beaumont) and June (Barbara Billingsley).
For one thing, they were better role models than Papua New Guinea's cannibals. In fact, the Cleavers I knew were so conservative that they never thought about eating Beaver's mischievous buddy, Eddie Haskell (Ken Osmond). You could look up to them. Forget antiseptic "multicultural" values. They were warm, friendly, sincere.
So, is television's Golden Age out of touch with as many people as our PM thinks, or is his Labor Party? I'd submit that the Cleavers were more representative of their era than Rudd cares to admit. What's more, they're – shock; horror – still more representative of today's average family than Labpr cares to admit. In 2010, Australia (like America) is more Leave it to Beaver than Sex and the City.
In truth, Leave It To Beaver succeeds on many levels. In "Beaver Gets 'Spelled'" (Episode One) we meet a two-parent family with two boys, living in the suburbs, or yesterday's and today's sociological reality. And, we also learn that Beaver was "hit" by his father for spilling ink on the carpet. In 2010, many good parents still spank their children - although more need to in my view.
Episode one – a representative picture – doesn't show June as a tortured housewife, chained to her kitchen sink either. To the contrary, there are many strong female characters outside and inside the domestic sphere, including Mrs. Raymond, the grammar school principal. And when Beaver, says to Mrs Cleaver, "Bye, mom I love you, and I'll clean up my room later," does he sound misogynistic?
In episode two, we see Ward encouraging his boys to clean up, and Mrs. Minerva helping out. But Beaver's older brother, Wally makes a sound point: "When you're an older person, you don't have to have a reason to be mean."
He could have been talking about humourless feminists:
It is sad that a self-styled situational comedy is attacked by elitists, from politicians to sourpuss feminists, for not being realistic, when it never set out to be a documentary. But sadder still, is the fact that a series from the 1950s ends up looking far more realistic than most dramas you'll find on TV anyway.
In 1958, William Ewald a United Press staff correspondent wrote:
John Howard understood that family values were like good wines. They age well.
Ben-Peter Terpstrais an Australian satirist. His works have been posted on numerous sites from American Thinker (California) to Quadrant Online (Sydney, Australia). His commentary has been linked to such popular web sites as Ann Coulter, WorldNetDaily, Rush Limbaugh, Michael Savage and Big Hollywood.
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