By Michael Moriarty
The Bible said that the devil's troops would come in "legions," regiments and armies in the millions. Gee, the Red Chinese Army is only one million. At least the last I heard before the recent threat by Tweedledum and Tweedledee (the Beijing Napoleons come in pairs these days, like Jiang Zemin and Zhu Rongii – the new ones with equally unpronounceable names are, well, forget about it), with last week's announcement by the Red Defense Minister that these Commies would nuke the heck out of us if we even seemed to be defending Taiwan with our own nuclear weapons ("seemed" here is very important because this military know-it-all said Red China has the technology to detect even the slightest change in the targeting system within our own nuclear, silo, missile system – gee, maybe that's the secret the Red spy of Los Alamos, under the Clinton administration, was freed by Janet Reno to take back to Beijing.)
Oh, well, it's been a long decade of increasingly Red threats and, by virtue of their own delay, Tweedledum and Dee are embarrassing themselves into invading Taiwan.
So, what is the appropriate American, immediate and instant response to a Red Chinese invasion of Democratic Chinese soil? Here's mine, at any rate:
"Dear Minions of Mao,
Within less than 24 hours of your invading Taiwan, Mao's Temple of the United Nations will be handily blown into the East River and its rubble, at a bottom lower than the basement of the Twin Towers, will be cliff dwellings for bottom-feeders.
The President of the United States"
Should the Beijing Bobsy Twins delay their grand assault even further, we suggest, in this interim détente, that they move the United Nations building to Paris where the whole Communist nightmare began in 1789.
After the inevitable fall of Stalinist/Krushevist/Breznevist/Gorbachavist Soviet Empire, the entire International Communist Party, the I.C.P. had only one last Napoleon to turn to: Mao Ze Dong.
With the Chinese Communist, five-point star on our own kids' T Shirts and Tank Tops, we know who the new John Lennon is. You've got to give it to that Second Coming of Buddha, that chubby little guy in pajamas with the Mona Lisa smile on his face. He's the last God of Commies with any staying power.
My running for President of the U. S. in 2008 is just a foot in the door to serving a class-action suit against these minions of Mao who have, for thirty years, since the Roe v. Wade decision, defended this Maoist Abortionist Great Wall of China. These are the lawyers defending the Great Maoist Wall Insurance Company.
I, as lawyer for the plaintiffs, represent the over 30 million Americans destroyed by wholesale abortion and the 3,000 American victims and their families from the 9/11 tragedy. My client list now grows at a rate of 1 ½ million butchered, gestating, American infants a year.
My cries for justice and, in some cases, punitive revenge awards have obliged me to run for President. Only the Bush Republican Party which has apologized for the U.N. and waffled on abortion, and the virtual Democratic Vichy Party Arm of the United Nations can be the suitable recipients of our summons to court as plaintiff.
Those two parties, in their present condition, have been defenders of the U.N.'s ongoing, Final Solution To The Population Problem. Roe v. Wade is just one stretch, albeit across the entire American continent, of a worldwide, Maoist Abortion Dam against life itself. With increasing pro-life assaults growing in Congress, the wall is sporting a few chinks in it; and these defense lawyers for the Beijing Insurance Company will soon look like Dutch houseboys for Mao, sticking their fingers in the dyke.
As a quick glance to what's really inside the Mao Loyalists, the Clintons and the Rainbow Coalition and the wunderkinds of the University of Chicago, shows a "self-evident," no-brainer secret to Maoist Enlightenment: indifference.
Utter and complete indifference to everything and everyone, except of course the God of the French Enlightenment: thought.
Mao, therefore, is like Buddha's Second Coming.
Buddha, like Mohammed, is still competing, as Mao Ze Dong, with the memory and power of Christ.
Christ, of course, always being a counter-puncher, had to wait until Buddha's Second Coming as Mao began, before He could enact His own Second Coming.
In the meantime, while we wait for that, I can, in the name of Law and Order's Ben Stone, begin the civil class action tort case. Even O.J. Simpson now knows that civil court is even more dangerous than criminal court. Having been the defender of victims' rights for four years on NBC and before the court of American public opinion, I feel fully qualified to take the same role as defender of the rights of the butchered. With reruns over the past ten years or so, Ben Stone is now a fairly well-known lawyer internationally.
To what extent the foreign world's anti-Americanism will bias the world jury is none of my concern. I'm only a messenger for the roughly 33 million, American victims of a humanicidal policy, an Abomination of a veritable Maoist Fourth Reich, the palace of which is the United Nations Building.
So, regardless of what Red China does to Taiwan, my clients want the U. N. Building out of America. I'm only an actor but so was Ronald Reagan really, the man who ordered Moscow to tear down the Berlin Wall.
Michael Moriarty is a Golden Globe and Emmy Award-winning actor who has appeared in the landmark television series Law and Order, the mini-series Taken, the TV-movie The 4400 and Hitler Meets Christ, a surreal tragicomedy based on the actor's controversial New York stage play.
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