Bang, bang, my baby shot me down…
By Tom DeWeese
web posted July 21, 2003
What would you do if a seven-year-old kid walked into a store where you were working or shopping and brandished a gun and said he was robbing the place? I'd slap his rear and take him home to his mother. Liberals shake in their shoes and misplace their backbones with legislation to ban toy guns.
In Annapolis, Maryland, a seven-year-old child walked into a video store holding a toy gun and announced he was holding up the place. Now, Alderman Cynthia Carter has introduced legislation in the Annapolis City Council to not only ban all toy guns, but also fine parents of any children caught playing with them even in their own yards. What a senseless abuse of government power!
When I was kid my heroes were Roy Rogers and Hopalong Cassidy. They carried guns and so did I. I had a large arsenal of pistols, shot guns, derringers and air rifles. All toys, of course. I spent many an evening after school with my friends playing cowboys and Indians or cops and robbers. We formed armies and built forts. We shouted, "bang, you're dead." Then, when our mothers called us, we went home and had supper.
Let me also explain that I didn't live a utopian "Leave it To Beaver" lifestyle.
I was the original latchkey kid as both of my parents worked and no one was
home when I got out of school. And my possession and use of toy guns didn't
groom me to be a gun fanatic or violent predator. Though I am a member of
the NRA and fully advocate gun ownership, as an adult I have never owned
a real one.
My play was about good and evil. As my friends and I wore our gun belts
we were after the bad guys; people who stole other people's property or
threatened lives. Very few of us ever wanted to be the crooks. That's how
we played it because that's how Roy and Hoppy played it. Guns were an extension
of morality. They helped equalize the weaker over the bully. The cowboy
shows of the day called guns "peace makers" because being able
to defend yourself was almost a guarantee that nobody would mess with you.
Skip to today in a world where guns are always depicted as an evil, something
to fear. A world where kids learn that guns are only for violence. Where "zero
tolerance" laws make a school suspend children simply for pointing
their fingers at someone and saying "bang." With such fear of
guns drilled into our society is it a surprise that a store full of adults
would simply freeze as a seven-year-old held up the place?
Nothing today is beyond the reach of those who would control all aspects
of our society by banning anything with which they don't agree. No idea
is too far-fetched or outrageous to be considered. No invasion of personal
family choice is unreasonable.
There is no need to ban toy guns. There are already laws on the books making
it illegal to rob stores, and if a gun is used, even a toy guns. It's still
armed robbery and there are very severe penalties.
Of course, perhaps the bystanders in the store can't be faulted for taking
no action against this brat. Had they taken my recommended course and spanked
him they would have been arrested for child abuse. No wonder liberals want
to ban guns. Their real fear is that the rest of us will gleefully shoot
them. Bang, bang, you're dead! 
Tom DeWeese is the publisher/editor of The DeWeese Report and president
of the American Policy Center, a grassroots activist think tank. Headquartered
in Warrenton, VA, the Center maintains an Internet site at www.americanpolicy.org. © Tom
DeWeese 2003
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