"touched [Swedish model] Beatte Telle's leg and told her he would ‘make another Sharon Tate' out of her in a New York restaurant shortly after Tate - his actress wife - had been murdered by followers of Charles Manson's cult," that was just too much for Polanski's finely-tuned sense of morality. He insisted that he had never touched Telle's leg. And so he sued Vanity Fair in a British court.
That should have been the end of it. After all, since we have an extradition treaty with the UK, had Polanski set foot on British soil to press his case, he would have been scooped up by Scotland Yard, and sent, manacled (but not in a way that would have titillated him), on the next flight for the States. In any event, the jurists should simply have dismissed Polanski's suit as frivolous.
The Crown's courts wouldn't possibly aid and abet a fugitive convict in his attempt to enrich himself, while evading justice … would they? After all, when you ask a plaintiff's attorney where his client is, and he says, 'Your Lordship, my client cannot appear in court, as he is a convicted pedophile-rapist-fugitive, and will be immediately arrested and extradited, should he appear on British soil,' bells are supposed to go off in your head.
Unfortunately for us and our cross-Atlantic cousins, the British courts suffer from some of the same maladies as our own. And so, after permitting the pedophile-rapist-fugitive to testify from France via video hook-up, London's High Court found for the convict, er, plaintiff. The judges brought shame on themselves, on the London High Court, and on the United Kingdom, which has earned a reputation as the frivolous libel lawsuit capital of the world, where the judges consider no lawsuit frivolous – as long as the plaintiff is wealthy.
Although Beatte Telle refused to testify on Polanski's behalf, she did publicly say that he had not touched her leg or even spoken to her in the restaurant, and had only stared, dumbstruck, at her. Apparently, her public statement was sufficient for the alleged jurists.
Since we now live in a multicultural, interconnected world, in which U.S. Supreme Court justices cite foreign laws as precedents in their opinions, the Polanski verdict has all kinds of interesting legal potential. Might we now see libel suits brought by, say, the Nation of Islam mass murderers -- J.C. Simon, Jesse Lee Cooks, Larry Green and Manuel Moore -- currently in prison for the early 1970s' "Zebra murders"? How about Saddam Hussein? His attorney, Ramsey Clark, could bring suit against everyone who ever said nasty but unproven things about his client. The possibilities are endless.
Nicholas Stix can be reached at
add1dda@aol.com.