Feeling threatened? Borrow a legislator!
By Michael R Shannon
web posted September 16, 2013
The reason the debate over the Second Amendment is so futile is that supporters of the amendment have two jobs — one expected, the other burdensome. Marshalling an argument for your position is only natural in a debate and if it's not done, that side deserves to lose.
What's burdensome is Second Amendment supporters also have to explain how guns function to opponents who are dangerously ignorant and basing their position on feelings, myths and MSNBC.
It's like debating physics with Wile E. Coyote.
The gun control debate in Colorado is a perfect example. For years Rep. Diana DeGette (D–Space Cadet) has sponsored federal legislation to ban "high capacity magazines." Naturally after Sandy Hook, DeGette began pontificating about her bill once again. She predicted that banning "high–capacity magazines" would reduce gun violence because ""the bullets will have been shot and there won't be any more available."
This may have been true if DeGette was talking about a "high–capacity" lipstick cartridge, but not an ammunition magazine. This is the equivalent of fighting high school vandalism by banning "high–capacity" egg cartons sold at Costco. In the real world magazines are reloaded and can be reused over and over, just like purses!
Later DeGette sent her "spokeswoman" Juliet Johnson out to clarify her remarks, but unfortunately the ignorance in her office isn't confined to the officeholder. Johnson explained, "The congresswoman has been working on a high-capacity assault magazine ban for years and has been deeply involved in the issue; she simply misspoke in referring to 'magazines' when she should have referred to 'clips,' which cannot be reused because they don't have a feeding mechanism."
Wrong again. "Clip" is an inaccurate term for magazine and by any name the device is reusable as long as the spring holds up.
During hearings for state anti–gun legislation in March, State Sen. Evie Hudak told a rape victim testifying before her committee that it was foolish to think she could have stopped her attacker with a gun: "Statistics are not on your side," Hudak explained.
For those residents who might want to pack more than a sheaf of statistics on their hip, House Majority Leader Dickey Hullinghorst offered solace. She claimed during an interview that firearms ownership is unnecessary because the state legislature protects citizens.
"As a woman, I have the right not to carry a gun and to feel safe on the streets," Hullinghorst lectured, "and that's what we provide for in the state legislature is for all of us in the state of Colorado — to feel safe on the streets without having to carry a gun."
This could work. Here in the DC area we have a system called Capital Bikeshare where participants buy a membership and then borrow bicycles from stations scattered across the area when they need to go somewhere and don't want to walk or drive.
I can see the same principle working with Colorado Legis–share. When a woman who doesn't want to pack heat feels uneasy at the prospect of walking along a dark street, she simply borrows a legislator from a nearby station and the solon accompanies her. Residents can buy memberships from the nearest lobbyist.
Strong, assertive women like Hullinghorst would probably be in high demand, but any legislator is better than no legislator when you're in a tight spot.
The Democrat–dominated state house then passed a series of anti–gun laws that resulted in a recall election for two prominent Democrat gun grabbers Sen. Angela Giron (Pueblo) and Sen. John Morse (Colorado Springs). The recall pitted the media, Democrats and billionaires like Mayor Michael Bloomberg and Eli Broad against a plumber who had to borrow money from granny to start the recall drive.
Yet outspent 27 to 1 the plumber and conservatives in Colorado won! Both Democrats lost and will be replaced by Republicans.
Evidence of firearms fantasy is not confined to Colorado though. After a calm and courageous bookkeeper named Antoinette Tuff prevented a school shooting by talking the gunman into surrendering, I anticipated the gunphobics would be urging Congress to pass emergency funding to put a bookkeeper with a megaphone in every elementary school in the country.
Washington Post columnist Petula Dvorak certainly didn't disappoint. She crowed that there were no deaths in Decatur, GA in spite of the fact teachers weren't armed, the NRA's gun–toting police officers weren't present and the school didn't have "frightening ‘intruder drills.'"
Dvorak explains, "As soon as the man entered the school and fired one round into the floor, Tuff called 911 and stayed smooth and calm as a computer help line operator. She kept a conversation going among herself, the gunman and the 911 dispatcher…Her 911 call — listen to the whole thing; it's riveting — is a portrait of poise, compassion and selflessness. She was exactly what America is forgetting to be."
Unfortunately for Petula and all the lessons she would have America draw from this single incident, there is a stark difference between this attack and other shootings. The Georgia gunman shot the floor, while the high school, university and elementary school gunmen shot people. You'd think a highly trained reporter would notice that.
A school that prepared for a variety of contingencies and had a bookkeeper with a megaphone, along with an armed teacher or two, would have options for dealing with a gunman depending on whether the he shot the parquet or the principal. In Dvorak's dream school the students and teachers would be out of luck in almost every case.
But that's not an argument one can make with legislators, advocates and leftist journalists that live in a dream world. And even the Colorado recall results may bounce off their impermeable armor of ignorance and arrogance.
So for the rest of us the choice boils down to this: You can have "statistics" on your side or you can have Smith & Wesson. The choice is yours, for now.
Michael R. Shannon is a public relations and advertising consultant with corporate, government and political experience around the globe. He is a dynamic and entertaining keynote speaker. He can be reached at mandate.mmpr (at) gmail.com. He is also the author of the forthcoming book: "Funny Conservative" Is Not an Oxymoron. (Or any other type of moron